Sounds pretty straight forward. Buy the does, raise the does, buy the buck, expose the does, wait for kids, have kids, milk goat, yum. Well, here we are at day 2 and at least there is goat milk in my fridge, and I do feel like several hurdles have been overcome. Major hurdle number one was the milking stand- as in we didn't have one when the niblet decided to arrive. No problem since we were going to give the kids all the does milk for the first 2 weeks. Well, new plan since she only had one kid. That means lots of extra udder stretching, lopsided teat making milk. Hence, yesterday became build-the-milking-stand-in-the-pouring-rain day.
And, ta-da!

Chuck is off to the corporate job today, and I get to go it alone. Dramatic music, please. Milking time comes around, prepare the area, add grain, go get the goat. Scarlet still does not want to go to the milking shed, no problem, lure with grain. Scarlet doesn't want to get on the stand, no problem lure half way up with grain, and when she stubborns up again, pick her up and put her on the stand. Luckily, she weighs less than a Dane (a little less). Praise goat and secure her head (fingers crossed on this point) in the stanchion. Wash udders. Whew, easy. Set up pail, hold breath, grasp engorged teat with cold fingers. Mah!
Whew! Scarlet's fine, she's eating her grain and props favorite kicking foot helpfully out of the way on the shelf. Here we go. First squirt goes up my sleeve, next one on the shelf, then (Hooray!) one in the pail. A few more wayward squirts and I get a rhythm. Alright! I'm milking! The rhythm doesn't last long, and I still get more up my sleeve and on the stand, but that's OK. I did get about a cup out, the udder looked less engorged, then I turned my attention to the small teat.
One of our concerns was that it was blocked and was drying up. After this morning, I'm going to conclude that Junior is a lefty and keeps that side emptied out. I decide this after getting a good grip on the teat, watching very closely for proper function... and squirting milk straight in my face.
Woo-hoo! It's working as it should. He's getting milk, Scarlet's fine, and I milked a goat.
Here are the fruits of my labor. This goes in to the fridge for the bottle feeding of Little Bit. It's a good way to make sure he's getting enough and will make him a little less wild. Right now, he's still got wobbly legs and sleeps a lot but that will change very quickly.
And, of course, here are pictures of the little guy...
A few more classes of Remedial Milking and I'll be ready to advance. Maybe in 2 weeks when we're ready to milk for our use I'll be able to pull it off.